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Productivity
9-ish a.m. – I arrive at work and the first thing I do is check Facebook, where I’m having a “respectful” argument about the “Ground Zero Mosque.” On Twitter, Tila Tequila’s accused an ex-boyfriend of...
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iWake
The first thing I did when I walked in the room was make a bee-line towards her parents. I wasn’t prepared to face the brutal truth of the situation, so I embraced them instead. We kissed each others’...
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The Horror! The Horror!
Awoken from my dreadful slumber on the Devil’s Day, mine leering eyes did most suddenly happen upon the writhing, ranting, roaring masses of the web, violently screaming in frenzied fits of ecstasy...
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Something Spontaneous Sounding
He opened up his unnamed Evernote folder and flicked through the scraps he had collected. “One of these has to make a good tweet,” he said. Once he got to the end, he cycled back to the first one....
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